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Week 166 – PC – Nonsense, Bollocks And Pish – Warning Strong Language

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This isn’t a great start when I state, please don’t take offence at what I’m going to say!

I’ve never really ripped into PC although I believe that most of it is nonsense. PC is too close to censorship for my liking and I do believe that if anyone corrects you from saying any well known phrase that’s gender specific into something like ‘Police-Person’, they should have to call the Police-Person and Ambulance People for assistance.

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Week 164 – Lots Of Words, Lots Of Stories And All Tom Sheehan

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We had a cracking conversation, well type, over the last week or so and it was regarding drying up. Now I am not talking about ladies of a certain age. But when I think on it, since they most likely put up with gentlemen of a certain age, no wonder sandpaper can form where you would least expect it. That was nice of me for the ladies, so here’s a balance. *Being semi-erect when you see her is not a compliment if you were fully erect before…

…Couples of a certain age…Discuss!!!

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Week 161 – Feeding Ducks, Showing Us Yours And Shamar English

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Our regular readers will know that every now and then we post something on a Saturday that is a bit beyond what we would normally class as a story. We have another one for you this week after the round-up.

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Week 160 – A Challenge, Bastardising Stories For Films And CGI Porn.

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Firstly I need to thank Nik for giving me the challenge of seeing how much pish I can come up with in short notice! (You know I’m only kidding pal, being put to task by the Welsh is something us Scots are sadly used to!!)

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Week 158 – Profanity, Irony And A Warning Of Profanity

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Hello there folks.

Here we are at week 158. This is another shit number that has no interesting facts to it. I looked it up in case there was something that I didn’t know.

On the internet we are given a few doozies like 158 backwards is 851. And 158 seconds is equal to 2 minutes 38 seconds. What twats read this stuff…Oh wait a minute, I just did!

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Week 156 – Our Return, Our Promise And Chin Covering Bacon Fat

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Hello there folks!

In-case you had forgotten, we are now at week 156 and we’re back to business as usual!!

…Do you think a prostitute ever says, ‘It’s a business doing pleasure with you.’?

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Week 153 – Holiday Break, Re-Reads And Crack For The Eyes (Allegedly)

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Here we are with another Saturday and another week closer to the dreaded ‘C’ word.

Just to let you all know that we will finish up on Saturday 23rd December and be back in the New Year on the 8th. Now if you are depressed and write the weirdest most deranged story in the world, send it in, we insist!

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Week 151 – Face Grating, Sausage Rolls And The Christmas Puddle.

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Thanks again guys for all the lovely comments of last week we were all chuffed to bits!

OK, onto this week and we may have an old issue of mine. I will only mention this once. Well except for the notification that we take a break but that will only be a short sentence with two dates.

I have a hair up my arse for Christmas. And I’m making a point by making this point early. The Christmas celebrations are as premature as a horny teenager using a condom before they use a condom!

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3rd Anniversary – Week 150!

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OK guys, we’ve a few things going on, so I’ll cut straight to the chase and get on with last week’s reviews.

‘Cut to the chase’ – There is a wee bit in the irony of that as it was originally a phrase used to get rid of the written word when we are reviewing the written word. No matter…And on to this week’s stories!

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