All Stories, General Fiction, Short Fiction

Sunday Lunch  by Samyuktha Kannan

It was around twelve forty on a Sunday afternoon when the dispute acquired the peculiar density of all apartment controversies, having swollen far beyond its obscure beginnings into something at once intimate and abstract. It was no longer a matter of mere lunch. It was no longer of mere smells but of religion, caste and civilisations itself, and so when the green WhatsApp notification bubbles accumulated with urgency in the Residents’ Association Group, it carried with itself prophetic revelations, accusations, clarifications, corrections, screenshots, invocations of tradition, appeals to tolerance, references to bylaws nobody remembered drafting and precedents nobody could locate.

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auld author, Short Fiction

Auld Author – The Mother Tongue by Bill Bryson – An essay by Leila

Bill Bryson has published a vast amount of books and might be as rich as a writer can get save for Stephen King, but I won’t hold it against him. I do not know if he has ever published fiction but I do enjoy his well written non-fiction. especially a book he wrote about Australia and today’s subject: The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got to Be That Way.

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Short Fiction

Week 608 – Patrick Runs Funny, Pig Was Annoying And Watsits Forever!!

Hi there folks, Week 608 is here.

I was just going to type my usual shite – But thanks to Leila’s comment last week (Cheers pal!!!) I thought I’d better put a wee bit of work in since it’s that time of year when folks who hate them have to put up with those wee dressed up fucks who’ll be here to suffer as the world ends. (Glad you had them now you selfish bastards??)

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All Stories, Humour, Short Fiction

meet the lilligits by Leila Allison

There are no insects in Saragun Springs. Strangely, it is not a prohibition enacted by the realm but it is a choice made by the bugs themselves. Insects and Spiders do not speak, of course, but whenever the tiniest mite faces the possibility of crossover, the little bogey demurs and selects to remain at home–so we figure it is at least an instinctive move. Consider it infesting the Devil you know sort of thing. I’m willing to do that because the possibility that our realm fails to meet a Maggot’s standard is a vexation I will do without.

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All Stories, Editor Picks, Short Fiction

Week 607: Behold The Anti Hamlet

It has been long believed (and I think correctly) that Hamlet is the acme of roles for actors (nowadays the ladies are giving the melancholy one a go themselves). Actually that doesn’t matter much, because the character is so complicated that gender is secondary, and the shape of the production can be re-configured easily enough. Of course this is not a status of acclimation, many feel that Conan-Doyle’s Sherlock is the top of the mountain (I like Will’s Falstaff best myself)–so, far be it from me to put up too much of a fight against that idea. Yet let us go with Hamlet because I have arrived at the character I consider to be as far away from Hamlet in gravitas as Kim Jong Un is from the Nobel Peace Prize. The Anti-Hamlet. Who is no one other than James Robert Walton–better known (or unknown) as “Jim Bob” of The Waltons.

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Crime/Mystery/Thriller, Short Fiction

A Courier with Morals by D. S. Stewart

Rasmus Dreyer eyes the edge of the macadam, screening the underbrush, the rows of apple trees, the delectable fruit that deer like to forage. It’s from the roadsides where the deer come, darting from the shadows in a shattering second, frozen by fear, leaping through the windshield onto the lap of the driver. The high beam shovels away the darkness, the road spanning over rolling hills, upstate, its post-carded portraits of redwood farmhouses, and white picket fences. Only Pleiades and Saturn provide company and those colliding black holes scientists are constantly clamoring about, making him feel small, insignificant.

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General Fiction, Short Fiction

Little Swimmers or Kleine Schwimmer  by SJ Butler

The stillness of a dimly lit swimming pool. Rays of light pouring down from the garland wrapped windows above like searchlights seeking out shipwrecked sailors. The 1930s decor of women triumphantly holding blazing torches reminds her of the Nazis. Briefly gazing up at their determined faces she wonders if they ever had doubts – the stupid Nazis that is. A whiff of chlorine makes her eyes stream. She wipes them childlike with milk-white forearms.

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Short Fiction

Seeing Double by Ross Dyter

“Why is he still breathing?” The oddly familiar male voice, cuts through the fog of my mind.

“I’m sorry Sir.” A softer female voice replies.

“Do you know how many laws we’re breaking with me being here while he is still breathing?”

“Yes Sir. But—”

“No buts. This is never supposed to happen. Do you know who I am?”

“Of course, Sir. Mr Carmichael.”

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Literally Reruns, Short Fiction

Literally Rerun – The Footnotes by Christopher J Ananias

In an amazingly short amount of time Christopher J Ananias has produced over twenty pieces of top fiction for the site. And, in my humble opinion, though all are top shelf, none rate higher than The Footnotes.

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Latest News, Short Fiction

Week 606 – ‘A’ Level Guilt, Whit A Voice And Tombstone Was His Best!

Week 606

Another week has gone by. And another week has to be looked at.

And here I am with another pile of pish to annoy you with!!!

My inspiration this week, has been a couple of newspaper stories.

But before we start I’d like to share this.

Again, comments between us made me remember this!! Shit!! Now that I think on it, I better explain – We were discussing Catholicism!!!

Connolly is a total and utter genus!!

I read this week that ‘Hotel California’ was voted the greatest driving song ever. I think that’s a brilliant song, but I beg to differ.

There was also ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ – Brilliant, but not the best ‘Queen’ song and ‘Radar Love’ by ‘Golden Earing’…Maybe a contender???

Probably any ZZTop song or one of my favourites, ‘’The Quo’ could be there…Maybe even ‘Cheap Trick’ or ‘Whitesnake’???

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