The décor of the Hollywood Space Diner was a neon and chrome nightmare. Adding to the charmless ambience was an unavoidable aroma of hot garbage. It would not have been Dave’s choice of eating place, that was for sure. He could just about stomach the interior design; it was the vile food that was the real concern. He found himself battling the urge to run screaming from the establishment, clutching a super-sized sick bag.
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A descendent of the famouse songstress Josefine, our Joshuana glories in the contrast she provides to her more renowned ancestor. Where Josefine brought to her people the strange comforts of song, our Joshuana brings with her the rarest of silences, the kind not usually associated with our species. Dubbed by her peers ‘Defender of the Silence,’ she is tireless in her displays, rigorous in maintaining the decorum required. Like all our kind, Joshuana piped and squeaked on first entering the world, but, once apprised of her famouse ancestor’s legacy, she soon struck off on her own, developing a style of reticence more commonly found among those of a mystical bent. I say ‘commonly found,’ by which I mean common to the exceptionally rare cases encountered. Reticence of course eventually gave way to a high-minded taciturnity, and from there it was but a short step to silence proper. ‘Josha,’ as she’s come to be called, remains as much a prey to the daily hazards as everyone else but there is about her, increasingly, a quality hard to define yet discernible perhaps even to the wiliest of predators. Arguably, of course, Josefine herself might be said to have scaled the mystical, her peculiar music having had the power at times to stir the least musical of listeners, which is to say approximately everyone – our people’s reputation for tone-deafness being, sadly, well deserved. But silence, such as the happy kind evinced by Josha, is another matter altogether; the note of transcendence struck is even less measurable than the kind reached in song. That Josha appears unaware of its effect says more about Josha than it does her brand of silence. Her presence unsettles as much as it intrigues, and among those it intrigues will be the few whom it inspires. There’s not an hour goes by some rumour doesn’t do the rounds – an outbreak of silence here, a wordless demonstration there. And as in the days of her famouse forebear, it took a period of strife and upheaval to bring to the fore Josha’s particular gift. A slump in the economy, the threat of starvation: crises enough to send many scurrying into the arms of demagogues so fiercely unfashionable they sounded credible. Silence was not a word on anyone’s lips. Needless to say, things were generally noisier, considerably so. But for Josha, already long wordless, the shituation proved a turning point: her silence would be “weaponized”. That much she was said to have said; that much was apparently heard. How she proceeded to make her presence felt of course has since acquired the prestige of legend, been itself the subject of song. Scraping and working with the same level of busyness as her fellows, she is yet able to imbue her activity with a peculiar ‘stillness’. How this stillness of hers disquiets the rowdier among us is a point of contention all too loudly debated. Those in positions of power fear its effect on the workforce; those with little to lose welcome its power to instill fear. The notion of saying nothing at all as an act of potential subversion is one of the central issues of the hour.
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White Rock Road, (WRR) the Poet Laureate of San Juan County, California, was asked by a listener to his popular podcast, Talking Black, what the saying, “One monkey don’t stop no show.” meant. WRR responded with the following examples.
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June, 1971
Andy had messed up big-time in his final year at uni. He didn’t like his course. Economics, the ‘dismal science’ that ascribed a sovereign power to selfishness, thus scorning as scientifically irrelevant altruism, paternal and maternal love, solidarity, charity, and every noble human impulse. He was repelled by his tutor, a posturing, pipe-smoking, bow-tie-wearing fraud. Andy had received an education there, but he had received it from his friends. He found Borges’ stories, Bergman’s films, Auden’s poems… You can fill-in the list for yourselves.
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A Piece by Mr Foote that we weren’t sure where it fitted and so a Sunday Treat.
Continue reading “Sunday Whatever – Style by Frederick K Foote”Week 582 – A Wrecking Crew, Going For Five And Let’s Not Forget.
Here we go again. Welcome to Week 582.
Before I start, I’ll answer the riddle that I set on my last posting.
Off the top of my head –
Two letters make a male – He.
Add one to become female – Her.
Add another to become male again – Hero.
Add three to go back to female – Heroine.
Take one away and if you take this you won’t care what you are – Heroin.
Continue reading “Week 582 – A Wrecking Crew, Going For Five And Let’s Not Forget.”A Body Without Organs by Miles Efron
Abdi barges into my craft room, without his glass eye. Which he knows I hate.
“Hey, Mom?” he says.
“Did that Zoom call already finish?” I ask. This homeschool group is such a jerkoff. Why do we even pay for it? I mean, I could teach him nothing by myself for free.
“I found this snowglobe eyeball online. It’s so cool. I could flip my head upside down and then…”
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There’s a smell, a humid kind of smell. Wet concrete—car fumes. A fire hydrant cracked open, cool water steaming on the New York July sidewalk. I remember because my feet were burning. Cool water on too warm concrete soles.
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‘Who are you? What are you?’ I mean these were his first words. No ‘my name’s Hedrik and you are . . . ?’ holding out his hand to be shaken. Not a bit of it. Who are you, what are you? I mean, pardon? But then he’s a genius, you see, and they have different standards. They don’t need to stoop to the niceties, not when their heads are chock-full of . . . whatever it may be, tones, colours, visions, the likes of which the world has yet to fathom. Wars come and go, but Hedrik and his ilk come and go once only. There I go saying Hedrik and his ilk. His having an ilk at all was not something he cared to acknowledge, in fact he spat the word, as though I’d said something offensive, as if my saying ilk had meant that I saw him as one man among many, that there was an ilk from which he’d emerged or an ilk he belonged to, like some club. But the ilk of which I spoke was that of the elite, the pantheon of the greats, the most luminous of roll-calls there is. Once that was explained, he eased. As to the question who was I and what was I, I had no answer, which I suppose was answer enough in itself. But it was soon clear to him that, above all, I knew his music. I could hum the opening of his Palindromeda, could cite the shifts in rhythmic accent in his Strings Attached. The pathos of the toy-piano was known to me. There were rhythms I could mimic by tapping on a tabletop, whole sections I could whistle at the drop of a hat. He was perhaps impressed, despite himself. If so, it didn’t last. He was, unsurprisingly, upfront. ‘How can I put it,’ he said: ‘Fuck off.’ Just like that. I thought if he says anything like that again I’m just going to get up and walk out. His twilight years, these. Polly Tonal, I said, who was she? Just kidding. But seriously, polytonal, as distinct from atonal as distinct from parallel fifths all sixes and sevens and diminished this and augmented that and if the tone of C produces overtones of G and E the overtone G produceth subovertones of D or is it B whereas whole tone scales differing as they do from the diatonic bring to bear the atonal polyrhythmical dissonance such as heard in your Staccato-in-fucking D!
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I can’t help the past. Even if it would have been good, and sometimes it was… It’s gone. I met Angie where all transitory beings are met. I met her in a bar.
A cool basement bar, the “Das Keller,” scattered with peanut shells on smooth cement. Where a young demonic Hitler might thrive, but there were no demons on that bright, wasting-away afternoon. Unless you counted the ones inside me.
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