All Stories, Christmas Crime Week 2025

Unanimous by June Griffin

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As you see, Unanimous by June Griffin is today’s guest perp.

Merry Christmas to you, yours and whatever that is in your cup and/or Bong of Joy.

And on this Christmas Day, with Scrooge and the Grinch amending and Rudolph and the other Reindeer blowing off stress at Martini’s Bar in Bedford Falls (where Santa stopped off to catch his annual lap dance from Violet Bix, whom, according to Mary Bailey is a “hoiest ho ho ho”), we invite you to open a gift to you from June Griffin.

This is a fine bit of literary loot that has been rerun more than once and was included on our best ever list. Yes, this tale has a lengthy rap sheet, well earned and it is once again getting longer.

No larceny by this fine author who was a staunch supporter of the site back when LS was just another punk hanging around on the corner.

Unanimous! by June Griffin

Image: Jail cell with Christmas trimming chains on the bars by Angie at Studio Anjou

All Stories, Christmas Crime Week 2025

Paraffin Lamp by Alex Sinclair

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Few writers expose darkness as well as Alex Sinclaire. And he certainly cast a light on and in a human being utterly destroyed by life in Paraffin Lamp. 

“Packy” should not be on the streets. He is violent and rotten to the vanishing point of his soul. And yet he is “one of us”–which makes him obscene and strangely beautiful.

It comes with a Warning, but if you are having Goose for the holiday it may be an ironic advisory.

Paraffin Lamp by Alex Sinclair – Warning – strong language and content that some readers will find upsetting

Image: Jail cell with Christmas trimming chains on the bars by Angie at Studio Anjou

All Stories, Christmas Crime Week 2025

The Horrible Relocation by Marco and Liam Etheridge

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Introduction

Three days into the Yule Tide Caper and we are still as clueless as a manufacturer of cluelessness.

Extra Strength, New and Improved Cluelessness. Like that on the face of a Hollywood type when asked to explain Special Relativity.

But fortunately we can shine light on certain misbehaviours that have migrated from one side of the map to the other. Actually “attempted misbehaviours” because sometimes home blood is the easiest to shed but not leave. 

Such is the case of The Horrible Relocation by the father and son team of Marco and Liam Etheridge.

Enjoy, Ho Ho Oh No

The Horrible Relocation by Marco & Liam Etheridge

Image: Jail cell with Christmas trimming chains on the bars by Angie at Studio Anjou

All Stories, Christmas Crime Week 2025

The Viaduct by Hugh Cron

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I’m introducing my own story here.

I’ve not much to say other than this was a blast to write. It was based on some actual events that were told to me by an old work mate. Ironically it wasn’t long after Leila told me that this had been chosen for this week that my workmate passed away.

I am honoured to be part of this and I was honoured to have known the legend that is Murdoch Scott!

RIP Murdy – It was an absolute pleasure working with you and sharing a few pints!!!!

The Viaduct by Hugh Cron – Warning – Strong Language

Image: Jail cell with Christmas trimming chains on the bars by Angie at Studio Anjou

All Stories, Christmas Crime Week 2025, Crime/Mystery/Thriller

Snow by Diane M Dickson

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Hello, I hope everyone is geared up and ready for the madness about to be released, though it’s probably already ongoing in most places. When the rellies get you down and you fancy a nice quiet sleep somewhere without turkey and stuffing perhaps an overnight in the local lockup appeals.

Anyway, I hope everyone has the exact sort of time that they want and I have to say thank you to my fellow editors for choosing this little piece to kick off the Christmas Crime Week. Strap in guys, things could get rocky – ho ho ho.

Snow by Diane M Dickson

Image: Jail cell with Christmas trimming chains on the bars by Angie at Studio Anjou

Short Fiction

Week 563 – It’s Amazing What Can Smoke, R.I.P Another Legend And All The Very Best To You All!!

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Another week closer to another year!

I’ve been thinking on smoking. I see that some programmes have trigger warnings. Or to be more precise, ‘A Nonsensical waste of words by fuckwits for fuckwits!’

There was an old panel game called ‘Joker In The Pack’ which is being repeated and you can hardly see the contestants due to the fog of smoke.

The amazing Comedienne, Dave Allen sat at his chair with a pack of cigarettes and a large whiskey. (I didn’t spell that incorrectly, he was a proud Irishman.)

‘The Wheeltappers And Shunters Club’ was filmed in a Working Mens Club and you could hardly see the audience!

Anything that was filmed early 2000 and beyond had smoking restrictions. Before that actors and / or their characters puffed away happily.

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All Stories, General Fiction, Short Fiction

Hear, Hear by Karl Luntta

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As his hearing receded into the ethers, Frank’s days filled with numbing despair. He was going deaf, there was no denying it. He’d tried with what inner strength he possessed to stave it off, first by denying it completely like any sane person would do, then by telling himself he was only forty-two, things like this aren’t permanent at this age, of course it will pass.

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The Summer He Let Me Be General by Jacob Alexander Cohen

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The last time Dave showed up clean, he brought bagels and a joke.

“I had to use the car key to spread the cream cheese,” he said, holding it up like evidence. “Don’t worry. I wiped it on my pants first.”

It was early—gray morning light, barely six—and we sat on the hood of his rusting Civic in the driveway, steam rising from coffee in mismatched mugs. He wore a collared shirt that still had fold creases in it. His hair was damp. He looked awake in a way I hadn’t seen in years.

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The Lives of Gadu Tom Phillips

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Everyone knew Gadu told lies. But  no matter. He was an artist, and while nobody believed he’d run a cocaine factory in the Bolivian rain forest whilst living with an uncontacted tribe or been chief stone mason during the reconstruction of Mostar’s Stari Most, his stories were hilarious.

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Imaginary Friends by Gareth Vieira

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“What’s it like, being imaginary?” asked Lisa Hannigan.

She sat cross-legged on the edge of her bed, gazing down at her imaginary friends, Sally and Qney, who mirrored her posture on the carpet below, knees tucked neatly beneath their chins.

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