Author: gwencron

Here we go once again folks.

Saturday Posting 580 is upon us.

I was interrupted typing this as ‘Zulu’ came on the TV. It made me wonder what were the films that I’ve watched the most times. (A nod to Leila with a list!)

Off the top of my head and ignoring, ‘Carry On’ films which would win hands down (Especially, ‘Follow That Camel’, ‘Cowboy’, ‘Cleo’ and ‘Up The Jungle’) I thought of-

Zulu

The Count Of Monte Cristo.

Jaws.

The Poseidon Adventure.

Young Frankenstein.

Once Upon A Time In America.

Who Dares Wins.

The Towering Inferno.

Con Air.

A Night To Remember.

Expendables.

Wedding Belles.

The Omen.

Love, Honour And Obey.

White Heat.

…And I need to mention, ‘The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare’ as I know that will become weel watched!!

I’d be very interested to read your well watched films. Unless, that is, any have Tom Hanks or weeee Tom Cruise in them!!

I want to start with this posting by mentioning this Artemis shite. Our world is in turmoil. We have people being displaced through no fault of their own. There’s famine, destruction, shortage of water, disease, depravation, energy shortage, increasing energy costs and so much death.

…And what do the powers that be think a good way to spend NINETY THREE BILLION DOLLARS on??

…They wisely don’t think that they should use that money on famine, destruction, shortage of water, disease, depravation, energy shortage, increasing energy costs and so much death, no, they think it’s a cracking idea to have a jolly around the moon!!

What really bugs me is this. Since the waste of money was a success, what difference has it made to the plight of the good folks effected by all that I’ve previously mentioned – Fucking nothing!!

If the waste of money blew up at lift off, what difference would it have made to the plight of the good folks effected by all that I’ve previously mentioned – Fucking none!!!

Mind you…At least those astronauts friends would have been spared from ‘When I was in space’ shite-talk every time the fuckers opened their mouths!!

There was never a truer thing said when it was stated that they looked down on our world!!!

This is the first time I’ve ever said this but I hope it was all an AI hoax and some wee lackey has pocketed the fucking money. At least one person would be having a good time on it!!

I had a look and according to what I could see, seemingly, rocket fuel doesn’t do that much damage to the ozone. (If you believe what we’re told) This has to be true!! A mere seven hundred thousand tonnes of rocket fuel can only enhance the planet!! Not like a skoosh of deodorant or a cow’s flatulence!

Another plus – I hope wee Greta had a sob!!! To me this is the first time that she’d have had a point!

This quote wasn’t for this complete arrogance of ignoring their fellow man, but I think it’s appropriate:

*‘Scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn’t stop to think if they should.’

All that money could have saved so many lives. Shame on all involved and all the fuckwits who cheered!!!

…The only thing that’s more expensive and more pointless is a war!

*Anyone know where the quote came from?

This song shouldn’t, but will always be ignored!

Talking about AI, we’ve had an issue here in Scotland with school weans. (Pronounced Wayne’s meaning children)

The wee delights have been using software and pictures of their teachers to make it seem that their teachers were doing things that only catholic priests can manage. They also threw in some acts of violence and other depravity. Certain teachers have had to take time off with stress. (Fucking wimps!) If we had that ability in our day, we wouldn’t have dared. Not through respect. Not through not wanting to but simply because we knew the teachers would have belted us into oblivion!!

That would be apart from Mr Heigh, he would have been more than happy to pose and come up with some artistic ideas!

Now onto this week’s stories.

We had two new folks who we welcome, a third timer and two well established writers of the site.

First up on Monday was the multi-talented Adam Kluger with ‘Swiper Alley’. This was story number fifty eight for him.

‘This is a reflection of the world we live in.’

‘I like Adam’s world view.’

‘His art enhances his stories.’

Stephen Silvester was next with his third story for us entitled, ‘Stonechat.’

‘This is clever.’

‘There are some witty lines to enjoy.’

‘This is as good an idea as I’ve seen for a while.’

On Wednesday, we had a legend who has now reached story number one hundred and one. ‘Mr Lucky’ was next up for Fred Foote.

‘I think the first after a hundred would be very difficult to do!!’

‘There is some devilment within.’

‘Fred is always a class act.’

Our first new writer was Mary Jo Thomas. Her story was called, ‘Winter Solstice.’

‘This has that little something that we are always on the look-out for.’

‘A really well thought out idea.’

‘It’s a wee bit different.’

And we finished off with our second new writer, Callie J. Smith. Its title was, ‘The Monk’s Knife’.

‘Weird and well written – What’s not to like?’

‘The mix of ordinary and extraordinary was well done.’

‘This easily won me over.’

That’s us for another week folks.

Keep doing what you are doing.

The comments were up five percent last month so all good!

Two things before some music.

Firstly – I need to give a nod to Rory McIlroy as he became only the fourth golfer to win back to back Masters wins. (Jack Nicklaus, Nick Faldo and Tiger Woods are the other three.)

And thank you Sky for your TV domination which stopped me watching it!!!

I’ve probably told you my favourite golfing saying many times before but since I haven’t pissed off the woke fuckers for a while, here it is again.

A short putt can be called a Rock Hudson…It looks straight but isn’t!

Secondly here is something that fucks up the idea that ‘they’ can be used as a pronoun.

A wee riddle to tease you.

Add one letter to two letters to change gender.

Add another letter to change it back.

Add another three to change it again.

Take away one and when taken, means you’ll not give a fuck who or what you are.

There’s no specific reason why I have chosen this piece of music, I think it was simply because I wanted something that’s more enhanced the louder that you play it!!

Turn up your speakers and enjoy!!

Hugh

Image: A space craft separating and a capsule heading for the moon. From Pixabay.com