Here we are at Week 180.
You can’t say 180 without thinking darts. Actually whenever folk of a certain age in Britain say that, all they can hear in their head is the commentator, Sid Waddell’s voice. (Look him up on ‘You Tube’)
Jockey Wilson was a legend. As was Eric Bristow and Phil Taylor still is!
Continue reading “Week 180 – ‘Jockey At The Oche’, A Lost Opportunity And Belgium.”
Here we are at Week 174 and if there was anyway I could eradicate a Saturday, I would!
I honestly wish I was anywhere in the planet other than here in Scotland for the next week. In fact I wish I was on another fecking planet.
Continue reading “Week 174 – Avoidance, Rat-Motherfuckers And Ideas You Wished You Had Thought Of.”
Hi folks we are now at Week 173 and getting closer to 200 000 hits on the site! All is good!
We receive a lot of stories about mental health. This should always be showcased, considered and faced. But let’s be honest, this has become a bit of overkill. We all have some form of mental health problems in the same way that we all get a cold.
A cold shows up a few times a year and we have to knuckle down and get on with it. That is manageable. But if it escalates into the flu, pleurisy or pneumonia, then that’s getting serious.
Mental health is the same.
‘I’m sorry but I’m feeling a bit anxious due to my last selfie looking a bit pish’ isn’t that serious. It may be the cold version of narcissistic PD but its shite compared to the ‘I’m mad and want to kill you through the head’ people. Obviously those issues may need you to talk to someone and take a wee pill.
I think we should take our lead from animals. Most of their insecurities end in violence but at least they don’t spend hours boring folks with their PTSD problems due to a ragged nail on the night their granny told them that she was actually their grandpa.
We are also inundated with child bearing mental problems. Again, look to the animals of this world. If they can’t handle their offspring they eat them. I know it may be radical but again it would save a lot of tears from those poor fucks who have to listen to the explanation of their baby blues.
This all brings me to my point. Is content distasteful to us all or does it depend on your experience?
If your Great Uncle Norbert was killed during World War 1, would that make you find all those stories offensive?
If your wee brother Lionel / Lionelmenna was a cross dressing dictator from Peru, would you never want to read ‘Paddington’?
If you went to school with Jimmy The Junky who OD’d would you never take a Tramadol?
If you have finished a bottle of Talisker and not had the money for another one would that put you off saving up?
And if your sister was very sociable, accommodating and enjoyed letting you watch, would that put you off relatives, sex, football teams, romance, plungers, farmers, water sports and Turkish Delight?
I can’t answer for them all but I am saving up for more malt.
I wouldn’t want to bore you with my therapy sessions but my therapist is very experimental and gentle. I may need therapy about that one day.
I just find it weird when folks get on their high horse and state that some stories are terrible and sick. They finish off their argument with pish like, ‘It’s not funny, my gran died in a tragic knitting and bubble bath accident and I don’t want to be reminded of this by reading about it.’
No offence folks but that is funny!
We have all suffered. We’ve all experienced death and trauma.
They should be commenting about their hurt due to loss not blanketing a situation whether it be ridiculous or recognisable.
OK guys onto this weeks stories.
We have a first, a second, a third, a fourth and a tenth time contributor. So shame on you Mr Clayton for being so successful and ruining my numeric link!
Our topics this week include a marital aid, positive / negative handling of friends, rebellion, an actor and another actor.
As always our initial comments follow.
On Monday we had the second offering from Tom Chambless. He started off the week with ‘The Great God Cernunnos‘
‘A darker end of the humour spectrum.’
‘I enjoyed the idea of his paranoia and her getting her jollies.’
‘The ending about him being discussed was concise and realistic.’
Nick Sweeney was next up with his fourth story.
‘Pavlov’s Dogs‘ was published on Tuesday.
‘I had to concentrate, this was a proper read.’
‘Carrie was an interesting character. She was deep and resourceful.’
‘There were all sorts of terror, friendships and reality – I liked this.’
Our only newbie this week was Vanessa Gonzales. We welcome her and hope that she has fun on the site and continues to send us more of her work.
‘Don’t Feed The Goat‘ broke the back of the week.
‘We knew that she was never going to make a break for it so any rebellion worked.’
‘The minor act was major.’
‘Nicely told and a good conclusion.’
On Thursday we had Roger Ley with his third story.
‘The Masquerade’ nearly finished off the week.’
‘Once I’d read this, I had a grin on my face.’
‘A fun piece.’
‘This made me smile and I found myself rooting for the MC. I think it had to do with my Mr Benn fetish. (Sorry Nik!!)
And now to Mr Spoil My Sequence! Well that is if we write 2,4,1,3,10.
Martin Clayton sure can immerse you into his locations. He finished us off with ‘The Curse‘ (I actually thought this was going to be a totally different story involving painters.)
Wisely it wasn’t! Brilliant he is!!
‘Good story and great tone.’
‘The ending was really well handled.’
‘I wasn’t expecting this to have a dark side to it.’
That’s us for another week. I hope that you have taken the posting as intended!
At the beginning of this I was trying to make a point on the outraged regarding content. That isn’t meant to take away from the one thing that no-one is allowed to say or consider regarding mental health due to the PC and Care Sector, Molly-Coddling, Cotton Wool Wrapping, Trendy Empathic, Ball-less, Colleague Incestuous, Nazi Fuckwits…
…Unfortunately all those actively seeking medication or benefit know what buttons to push. And this takes away from those in genuine need and crisis.
Not everyone is in need or crisis. They either have a symptom of life or their symptoms become a financial and medicated way of life.
These all need recognising for what they are.
…But they all give us something to write about!
Hugh
I’ve been enjoying the snooker this week.
I’m hoping that John Higgins gets his fifth world title on the twentieth anniversary of his first.
Continue reading “Week 172 – Fad Whores, Status Whores And Fuckers Who Want To Dictate.”
Here we are at week 171. The site is healthy and any challenges we have had, have been interesting and caused much debate.
Hi folks, another week has came and went.
There’s a lot going on in the world but to be truthful it’s all so depressing that it’s hardly worth mentioning.
If you are worried, don’t be.
Continue reading “Week 170 – Comfort, Pride And A Rebellious Pish.”
Here we are at week 168. How time flies!
I’ve been asked millions of times how we decide on stories. It followed a billion questions about me literally exaggerating.
It all comes down to us discussing and being as fair and open minded as we can. We focus and are professional to a fault.
But sometimes our thoughts go off on tangents and my fellow editors end up giving me an idea that becomes something else.
With that in mind, which is me really explaining to Nik and Diane why they have read some of this before, I can tell you that both of them and Easter gave me the idea for this post.
Continue reading “Week 168 – Prompts, Tangents And Afterlife Black Pudding.”
Here we go again folks, Week 167 is thrust upon us.
‘Thrust’ was my inspiration.
Over the last fortnight there has been a common theme between Scotland and America. (This is grasping at straws and not the straws that choke whales, these ones are anorexic and used as sex toys for thread worms straws.)
Weird that! I’ve mentioned thread worms in my last two posts. There is no attraction, honestly, it’s just went that way.
Continue reading “Week 167 – Large Dongs, Wee Allegations And Big Black Choppers.”
This isn’t a great start when I state, please don’t take offence at what I’m going to say!
I’ve never really ripped into PC although I believe that most of it is nonsense. PC is too close to censorship for my liking and I do believe that if anyone corrects you from saying any well known phrase that’s gender specific into something like ‘Police-Person’, they should have to call the Police-Person and Ambulance People for assistance.
Continue reading “Week 166 – PC – Nonsense, Bollocks And Pish – Warning Strong Language”
We can’t thank you enough for the questionnaires!
Way to go guys!
So this posting will be very little pish, you know, the stuff that I normally write, it’ll be all about your input.
The response was so good that we have decided to answer the questions that you set for us next week. If we didn’t this could stretch to ten thousand words!! (And realistically, it gives the editors time to try and think of something witty and sage like. So no pressure Nik and Diane!! – I can feel the tension – Tramadol anyone?)
Continue reading “Week 162 – Questionnaire Responses, Questions And Tension Headaches.”
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