Week 167 – Large Dongs, Wee Allegations And Big Black Choppers.

Here we go again folks, Week 167 is thrust upon us.

‘Thrust’ was my inspiration.

Over the last fortnight there has been a common theme between Scotland and America. (This is grasping at straws and not the straws that choke whales, these ones are anorexic and used as sex toys for thread worms straws.)

Weird that! I’ve mentioned thread worms in my last two posts. There is no attraction, honestly, it’s just went that way.

Now there’s a cracking comedy called ‘Still Game’ which is shown here. Two weeks ago there was an episode where an old boy died. His name was Eric.

One of his last conversations was that he had relations with Gina Lollobrigida in the fifties. (Or as our beautiful language stated, ‘He pumped her’ – We are such a lyrical race!) It turned out he had, but it was more Geena who had a tea room under a wee bridge than the stunning lady that starred in ‘Trapeze’ and ‘The Hunchback Of Notre Dame’.

At his funeral a letter was read out and it was from Geena who said that he was the best ever and she referred to him as a stallion. There was much applause and cheering around the church as they all believed it was the film star.

That was quite apt when you think on it as playing Esmerelda, Gina would be used to a large dong.

Over the past couple of days, your lovely (Allegedly) President is at the centre of a ‘scandal’ as he had a fling with a Porn Star. (Allegedly) She was paid for her silence. (Allegedly)

So I just wondered when do you need to pay someone off and when would you rather have the bragging rights. Ten times a night, hung like a donkey, Eric would never have paid for the lady’s silence. You can understand that. You’d want to tell people. You’d want to tell the world. So I can’t work out what your President’s problem is. (Allegedly!!)

I have somewhere to go with this. I just wonder for all you Ju-ju worshippers who use the black art that is blogging or social media, have ever wondered if you put something out there, is it flagged up and are you then monitored.

We know this goes on with any terrorist content and I suppose Treason and saying things like the Queen is an Illuminati. (Is that Latin for not on this planet or just privileged, living in the dark ages bitch??) So where do the monitoring stations stand on Mr Trump’s standing?

Are we free to write these things or is someone watching?

I’d quite like that job as I’d then find out the small reason to why he quickly offered money. To be fair he did do it only once. (I’m not sure about the money though.)

If I disappear next week, it’s probably not Trump, I’ll be living with Ravens or buried with the bodies in Westminster.

OK onto this weeks wonderful offerings.

We only had one new writer for you and four amazing stalwarts.

Our topics include; bird revenge, giving your heart, domestic abuse and teacher / student relationship.

As always our initial comments follow.

 

First up on Monday we had Tom Chambles who coincidentally had his first story. We welcome Tom and hope that he has a long association with us.

The Hiring Of May Witherspoon‘ started off the week.

‘A bit weird but I like weird.’

‘This was a lot of fun to read.’

‘Great tone and an interesting character.’

 

L’Erin Ogle is a very productive writer who has only been with us a short time but she is adding to her back catalogue at an impressive rate.

The Box‘ was published on Tuesday.

‘Well written and enthralling.’

‘The tension was built up nicely.’

‘A brilliant image to end with.’

 

If you are new to the site, you may think that Dave Henson is a commentator. He is, but first and foremost he is a wonderful writer.

The Woman Who Married The Man Who Could Throw His Voice‘ broke the back of the week.

‘Chilling, and the ending got me.’

‘A clever slant on a well trodden story.’

‘The structure was well done and the unsubtle turn worked beautifully.’

 

On Thursday we had the gentleman that is Dave Lohrey have his sixth story published. ‘Inappropriate’ was next up.

‘Dave has worked hard at this.’

‘I considered the teacher to be a man until I read about the last assignment. I’m not so sure and this actually added to the story.’

‘This catches the relationship between some pupils and teachers which becomes all the stronger when looked back on.’

 

And there is no-one better to finish off the week with.

Fred Foote was published yet again on Friday with, ‘The Talk.’

‘This is pretty much a sledgehammer.’

‘Setting this with characters of this type makes it more unnerving.’

‘Heartbreaking and relevantly perceptive.’

 

Well that’s us for another week.

I’ll be spending the next seven days avoiding big lizards and horny presidents.

…And especially black helicopters!!

 

Hugh

Banner Image: Tower of London – we don’t have visiting times for Hugh yet, we’ll let you know. – Pixabay.com

3 thoughts on “Week 167 – Large Dongs, Wee Allegations And Big Black Choppers.

  1. Submoronic hero worship and flat out hypocrisy give political sex scandals their legs. Somehow, We the People want a president who doesn’t behave like We the People. Now, Lincoln did great things and wrote beautifully, but, really, can there actually be a human being like the one at the center of the legend that has been built up around Lincoln? Anyway, some rich dude had done the nasty with a porn 🌟. How I wish We the People would grow up. I bet that at least three quarters of the offended would have done the same if given the chance. Except me, of course. I am as pure as the driven Lincoln.

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  2. That was a load of “allegedly” in both senses of load. I’m a fan of the much longer “alleged to have”, but then I’m an old man. I recently saw a very short piece that used “optics” five times, in all cases uses in the current meaning of “appearance”. As I said, I’m an old man and I like old words and writing.

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