Here we are at Week 248 – Just a heads up, next week we will have a special anniversary posting.
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Week 247 – Rotting Grandparents, We!r.d/Punctu,atio#n And Ironic Mobile Users.
Halloween was this week and we are spending more and more trying to scare kids.
You don’t need automated garden ornaments of monsters or copious amounts of fake blood to terrify them. You could just get hold of their ‘FaceshitTwitterpishInstabollocks’ contact list and un-friend them with a short message saying –
‘We’ve all seen the photo.’
LOL / GTF / BOCB
Or whatever abbreviation is hip and happening that particular week.
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Week 245 – Our Plastic’s Destination, Dwindling Science Fiction And The Amazing One Third Of A Million.
Well here we are at Week 245.
I was watching the news this week and there was a report regarding the eventual habitation of Mars.
Great – Another planet to fuck up!
Week 241 – Ladybird, Bundy And Diane’s Fire Accelerant For Perfect Smurf Colourisation.
If you are reading this and know anyone who is wanting to submit, please pass this on:
WE DON’T ACCEPT CHILDREN’S STORIES.
Week 235 – Ignored Annoyances, 5 Years Looming And A Saturday Special
It is a sad time when there is more horror in reality than there is in any of our imaginations.
Our thoughts go out to anyone caught up in the atrocities in Ohio and Texas.
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Week 234 – Broken Families, Broken Dreams And The Reason Why The Atlantic Should Be Wider.
Here we go again.
Another seven days have come and gone.
Week 233 – Neutral Protagonists, The Reason Lemmings Jump And New Genitalia.
Another seven days bites the dust, so this must be posting number 233.
I didn’t need to look very far for my inspiration this week, it came from working on the emails.
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Week 231 – A.I., Bad Ideas That, As We Speak, Are Being Considered And Special, Special Effects.
Well here we are at Week 231.
We now have over three hundred thousand hits on the site. We thank everyone who has visited!
New writers are still submitting and we have a brilliant relationship with all the writers who have been with us for a while.
Week 230 – So Many Songs, So Many Shit Musicals And Friends Who Are Good People, Gagging For It.
These postings come up quicker every week and here we are at Week 230.
I’ve given up trying to find any interesting facts about numbers as they are mostly pish. If we reach Week 667, that could be entitled ‘The Neighbour Of The Beast’. T-Shirts give me some ideas! I’m looking for a way to work in either, ‘I poke badgers with spoons’ or ‘I’m not mad, ask my invisible camel, Stephen.’
Week 228 – Shite Vampires, Brilliant Vampires And For All Politicians To Be ‘Finger Lickin’ Good!’
This is it guys, the big 228. It doesn’t mean much but I thought I would build it up!
I was inspired by Leila who commented on last Saturday’s posting.
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