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Week 235 – Ignored Annoyances, 5 Years Looming And A Saturday Special
It is a sad time when there is more horror in reality than there is in any of our imaginations.
Our thoughts go out to anyone caught up in the atrocities in Ohio and Texas.
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Week 234 – Broken Families, Broken Dreams And The Reason Why The Atlantic Should Be Wider.
Here we go again.
Another seven days have come and gone.
Week 233 – Neutral Protagonists, The Reason Lemmings Jump And New Genitalia.
Another seven days bites the dust, so this must be posting number 233.
I didn’t need to look very far for my inspiration this week, it came from working on the emails.
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Week 231 – A.I., Bad Ideas That, As We Speak, Are Being Considered And Special, Special Effects.
Well here we are at Week 231.
We now have over three hundred thousand hits on the site. We thank everyone who has visited!
New writers are still submitting and we have a brilliant relationship with all the writers who have been with us for a while.
Week 230 – So Many Songs, So Many Shit Musicals And Friends Who Are Good People, Gagging For It.
These postings come up quicker every week and here we are at Week 230.
I’ve given up trying to find any interesting facts about numbers as they are mostly pish. If we reach Week 667, that could be entitled ‘The Neighbour Of The Beast’. T-Shirts give me some ideas! I’m looking for a way to work in either, ‘I poke badgers with spoons’ or ‘I’m not mad, ask my invisible camel, Stephen.’
Week 228 – Shite Vampires, Brilliant Vampires And For All Politicians To Be ‘Finger Lickin’ Good!’
This is it guys, the big 228. It doesn’t mean much but I thought I would build it up!
I was inspired by Leila who commented on last Saturday’s posting.
Week 227 – More Romance, A Saturday Special And Number 77.
Well another week has come and gone in the usual seven days.
We have been inundated with submissions but not many success stories. Only one about a guy who won an even money shot at the dogs. He loved the dog in an inappropriate way. The dog died. It was one of the more acceptable romances. It was called, ‘I Need To Stop And Walk Round To Give You A Kiss.’
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Week 226 – Trump And The Prince, No Knighthood For Me And Leila Regretting That Her 50th Story Is Part Of This Title Nonsense!
Well here we are at Week 226.
As I’m writing this, there are only two main events in Britain and these have given me my inspiration for this post.
Week 224 – Characters, Sixteen Points And Two Types Of Shandy
I’ve mentioned before that I don’t read novels anymore. I miss them but I think when you read as many shorts as we do, your reading discipline changes. At one time I enjoyed reading forty pages of build up, now I think ‘Get fucking on with it.’
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