Well another week has come and gone in the usual seven days.
We have been inundated with submissions but not many success stories. Only one about a guy who won an even money shot at the dogs. He loved the dog in an inappropriate way. The dog died. It was one of the more acceptable romances. It was called, ‘I Need To Stop And Walk Round To Give You A Kiss.’
Continue reading “Week 227 – More Romance, A Saturday Special And Number 77.”
Well here we are at Week 226.
As I’m writing this, there are only two main events in Britain and these have given me my inspiration for this post.
Here we are at Week 225. The year is fair flying in.
I didn’t have to look far for inspiration, our papers were full of it. They normally are!
Continue reading “Week 225 – Tears, Who Really Cares and Archie Gemmill Was Also In Trainspotting.”
I’ve mentioned before that I don’t read novels anymore. I miss them but I think when you read as many shorts as we do, your reading discipline changes. At one time I enjoyed reading forty pages of build up, now I think ‘Get fucking on with it.’
Continue reading “Week 224 – Characters, Sixteen Points And Two Types Of Shandy”
Well here we go again. We are at Week 222.
I’ve had a bit of time on my hands over the weekend and I’ve come to a few conclusions.
Continue reading “Week 222 – Pointless Coffee, Overworked Malcolm And Memories Of Cupid Stunt.”
It’s time for another Saturday Special but Diane will come to that later.
So not so much nonsense as normal.
Continue reading “Week 221 – Stereotypical Stereotypes, Norman’s Take and A Saturday Special.”
The sickness in this world continues.
Our thoughts are with all those involved with the atrocity in Sri Lanka.
Continue reading “Week 220 – Ridiculing Religion, Fanatical Religion And Burning Irritation”
Before we start, I would like to congratulate Mr Woods on his Masters win. I’ve mentioned before that he was a mad shagger and I stand by that. But to have the natural drive to look for birdie after birdie by sinking a few long ones is an amazing achievement. (Shame on any of you if you tittered. Or even more shame if you didn’t see that coming!!)
Continue reading “Week 219 – Masters, Monks And Truthfully Lethargic Cults.”
Back to normal this week although we do have another two Saturday Specials waiting in the wings.
Continue reading “Week 218 – Casserole Dishes, First Submissions And Mutant Eyebrows”
Here we are at Week 217 and we have a wee treat.
Onto the stories first and then I’ll explain.
Continue reading “Week 217 – Stories, Requests And A Saturday Special”
literally stories 