Well here we are at Week 251.
There was no need to think on any inspiration this week, it found me.
First off I need to thank Nik for standing in last Saturday, he did a grand job. Nik has also had some input into this weeks posting. Diane stood back and sighed. (I’d have judged her if she hadn’t) I’ve still got my knack of repelling the ladies!!
Continue reading “Week 251 – Remembering, Forgetting And Distasteful Mucus.”
Here we are at week 249.
This is a special posting as tomorrow on the 17th, we have been going for five years.
We have a few bits and bobs that we want to do so I’ll get this weeks stories out the way first.
Continue reading “Five Years!!! A Celebration Of Literally Stories.”
Here we are at Week 248 – Just a heads up, next week we will have a special anniversary posting.
Continue reading “Week 248 – Different Times, Same Sex And 50 Of Leila’s No-Nos”
Halloween was this week and we are spending more and more trying to scare kids.
You don’t need automated garden ornaments of monsters or copious amounts of fake blood to terrify them. You could just get hold of their ‘FaceshitTwitterpishInstabollocks’ contact list and un-friend them with a short message saying –
‘We’ve all seen the photo.’
LOL / GTF / BOCB
Or whatever abbreviation is hip and happening that particular week.
Continue reading “Week 247 – Rotting Grandparents, We!r.d/Punctu,atio#n And Ironic Mobile Users.”
I read this week that Rod Stewart was removing some of his songs from his latest concert as they were sexist and not appropriate for this day and age. I really hope he keeps ‘The Killing Of Georgie’ without changing the lyrics to:
‘Georgie Boy was fluid I guess, nothing more, nothing less’!
Continue reading “Week 246 – Hot Legs – No More, Sailing – Some More And Oct 31st – Loads More!”
We knew this week would come. Especially after last week ended.
When Armageddon hits, that will bugger up this as an introduction!
Continue reading “Week 244 – Sparing The Rod, Reading The Gore And Catapulting The Children.”
Well here we are at Week 243.
I was watching The World Athletic Championships on Sunday.
Qatar doesn’t do spectator sport very well. The final of the Woman’s 100 meters was a brilliant race and it did your heart proud to watch the athletes perform to the best of their abilities. What didn’t make me happy was watching the winners do a lap of honour for around 27 people. At one point there were more people on the track than were watching. This was a travesty.
Continue reading “Week 243 – Greasy Pies, A Bloody Birdie And Hiding Tom Of Finland’s Toys.”
And following on from Week 241, here we are at Week 242.
That number is a palindrome.
That’s not very interesting but it makes you wonder why palindrome is spelt that way.
If you are reading this and know anyone who is wanting to submit, please pass this on:
WE DON’T ACCEPT CHILDREN’S STORIES.
Well here we are at Week 240.
It’s been a bit weird this week as Diane went missing. She was in internet limbo. I think this was all to do with her dancing under a pole in The Bermuda Triangle.
Continue reading “Week 240 – Tulip, Superpain And A Saturday Special.”
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