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Week 167 – Large Dongs, Wee Allegations And Big Black Choppers.

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Here we go again folks, Week 167 is thrust upon us.

‘Thrust’ was my inspiration.

Over the last fortnight there has been a common theme between Scotland and America. (This is grasping at straws and not the straws that choke whales, these ones are anorexic and used as sex toys for thread worms straws.)

Weird that! I’ve mentioned thread worms in my last two posts. There is no attraction, honestly, it’s just went that way.

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Week 166 – PC – Nonsense, Bollocks And Pish – Warning Strong Language

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This isn’t a great start when I state, please don’t take offence at what I’m going to say!

I’ve never really ripped into PC although I believe that most of it is nonsense. PC is too close to censorship for my liking and I do believe that if anyone corrects you from saying any well known phrase that’s gender specific into something like ‘Police-Person’, they should have to call the Police-Person and Ambulance People for assistance.

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Week 162 – Questionnaire Responses, Questions And Tension Headaches.

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We can’t thank you enough for the questionnaires!

Way to go guys!

So this posting will be very little pish, you know, the stuff that I normally write, it’ll be all about your input.

The response was so good that we have decided to answer the questions that you set for us next week. If we didn’t this could stretch to ten thousand words!! (And realistically, it gives the editors time to try and think of something witty and sage like. So no pressure Nik and Diane!! – I can feel the tension – Tramadol anyone?)

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