Humour, Short Fiction

Fresh from Slaughtering Kittens by James Hanna

(An excerpt from Lights Out Lizzie)

Author’s Note

After joining Women of Wrestling, Gertie McDowell, a naïve Kentucky girl with a talent for misadventure, has been crowned the “champion of the world.” She acquired this title after taking on former “world champion,” Samoa Moa, and knocking her out with a head butt. Gertie did not do this out of malice but because Moa, a bitter behemoth of a woman, was wrestling too aggressively and has a history of injuring her opponents.

Leo Hawke, director and pitchman for World Wrestling Productions, is so impressed by Gertie’s “triumph” that he stages a rematch in Afghanistan for the entertainment of American troops. Prior to the match, Gertie and Moa are bunked in the women’s barracks where they attract new fans.

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Week 574 – Satanic Third Month, I Never Mentioned S.O.B, And Impossible Travel Insurance.

Here we are at Week 574.

I can’t believe that the first week in March is already now over.

Idiot gardeners are outside tiding up. They’re wasting their time. March is a sneaky bastard of a month. You think the weather will get better but it doesn’t. Rest assured we will be in for gales and snow. Twice I spun my car off the road and both times it was in March.

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Godfather JoJo By Hugh Cron (Adult Content)

Gregor hesitated at the door of ‘Till Dawn Night-Club’. He took a deep breath and walked in. Two rather large gentleman walked over to him.

“Don’t think you should be here pal! We’re fucking shut.”

One stood in front of him and the other guy moved slightly to his side.

He took a deep breath, “I know. I’m not here for any trouble, I was just wanting to speak to JoJo.”

“Is he expecting you?”

Gregor looked round at the other man.

“No…”

‘Well fuck off then!!’

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Week 573: An Elegy For a Friend and the A to Z of Adjectival Slight

A friend from my youth died recently. His name was Kim. We were close through our twenties until he moved to Japan (due to marriage). The only contact we had for decades was the occasional Facebook “happy birthday like” (I fell out of using Facebook fairly quickly; too many ads and idiots, but the premise is a good one). I considered writing letters, which I (without modesty) am pretty good at writing. Maybe I should have–but to paraphrase James Taylor “I didn’t know where to send them to.”

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Week 572 – Medals, Trys And Advice.

It’s now week 572!

I feel that the year is fair flying in. I think that happens when there isn’t much to look forward to!

Before I start writing the usual pish that I do, I’d like to point out that the site now has over one and a half million hits!

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Asimov in the Operating Room by Barry Yedvobnick

I love the smell of antiseptic in the O.R. as the cool, dry air penetrates my mask. Even the acrid odor of cauterized flesh is tolerable after thirty years of incisions and excisions. However, this morning the room is foreboding.

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Short Fiction

Woman with a Prosthetic Leg by Tom Bentley-Fisher

Bernice sits in her work clothes on the edge of the bed in her small bachelor apartment above Main Street not knowing what to do next. When she woke up that morning it all seemed so simple. Her manager asked her to do a window display in the Bargain Centre to show off the new running shoes that had been shipped in from Grand Forks, and just before she’d gone to sleep she’d had this terrific idea about using her dead husband’s prosthetic leg. Her plan was to hang the leg from the ceiling of the window and put one of the new running shoes on its foot, classy like, as if it was ready to power that leg straight to the Olympics. But to figure out how she needed the leg. And she’s frightened. She can’t bring herself to open the closet door.

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Short Fiction

Literally Rerun – Trailer Parks and Sagebrush by Rachel Sievers

Rachel Sievers has been a steady winner with us for the past four years or so. Trailer Parks and Sagebrush is one of her very best. Many writers, who know nothing about trailer parks, attempt to go at the people who live in them as though the residents were alien beings from another solar system.

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Week 571: Andy Fought the Law, and, Well, Andy Won

Andy

Since late 2017 I have been feeding a Feral Cat named Andy Hisster (his image above, circa 2019). Simple math tells me that Andy, full-sized upon my meeting him, must be close to ten years old, which is a good age for a housecat and flat out Methuselah for a wild boy. And make no mistake, Andy is a wild wild wild one.

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