Author: gwencron

Short Fiction

Week 570 – I Miss Steam, A Lot Of Whatever Is What? And It Smells Funny.

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Here we are at Week 570.

It’s been a shit week for me. Not much change there then!!

But as well as all the day to day shitiness, I’ve been having computer problems and this only emphasises what I fucking hate about them. I know nothing. I don’t want to know anything and anything that I learn or need to remember is so fucking soul destroying that I forget and I get a tiny bit peeved with myself!

…That’s an understatement. I want to kill people!

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Stuart by Hugh Cron – Adult Content.

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Stuart died in prison.

That is wrong,

Stuart was killed in prison. He was stabbed with a blade between his ribs.

None of these sharpened toothbrushes or pieces of wood or shards of glass, an actual knife. The investigation is ongoing. Some poor dweeb will probably lose their pension over that.

Did Stuart deserve to be murdered? Opinions vary. Some would say he was a bad guy, others would say he did what he did to survive. I suppose it depends on their involvement with him.

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How Many Times Do We Need To Mention The Distribution Of Wealth, French Fred Is A Legend And Remember, Sean said Shhhhean!

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Well here we are at Week 568!!!

Hello there guys!

I’ve just read something that fucking disgusts me!

In Britain, the billionaires made more money last year – They made more billions.

We have people who can’t afford to feed their families and can’t heat their houses but these fuckwits have made around ten million a day between them to increase their wealth. Overall that is – Makes it a lot better, doesn’t it????

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Week 566 -Obvious Prezzies, Paul Newman Was Brilliant And A Nod To Johnny Kidd And The Pirates.

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Here we are at the first of the New Year with Week 566

Well, that’s the festivities over for another year. I hope you all have had a restful or mad time or a bit of both. I had some beautifully wrapped presents this year. I received a life size Dalek, a lucky horse shoe, an inflated beach ball and an anchor. I was grateful but not one of them was a surprise.

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Week 563 – It’s Amazing What Can Smoke, R.I.P Another Legend And All The Very Best To You All!!

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Another week closer to another year!

I’ve been thinking on smoking. I see that some programmes have trigger warnings. Or to be more precise, ‘A Nonsensical waste of words by fuckwits for fuckwits!’

There was an old panel game called ‘Joker In The Pack’ which is being repeated and you can hardly see the contestants due to the fog of smoke.

The amazing Comedienne, Dave Allen sat at his chair with a pack of cigarettes and a large whiskey. (I didn’t spell that incorrectly, he was a proud Irishman.)

‘The Wheeltappers And Shunters Club’ was filmed in a Working Mens Club and you could hardly see the audience!

Anything that was filmed early 2000 and beyond had smoking restrictions. Before that actors and / or their characters puffed away happily.

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Week 561 – Keep Your Distance, Gregory And Lawrence And Remembering The Hurricane.

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Here we are at Week 561.

A few things have come to light throughout the past couple of weeks.

Firstly – Following on from Leila’s comments about the submissions we received a few weeks back:

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Week 558 – News Stories, Ritchson Was Closer By A Mile And Come Back Next Week

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Here we are at Week 558 which is just before the special 559. I’ll mention this later.

I had my usual look at the papers this week and a few things tipped my interest…Or should I say poked my anger!!!!

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Week 556 – Two Questions, Oocha, Ooocha, Oocha Ooooo!! And Serial Killers Are Much more Interesting Than Your Kids.

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Something has been playing on my mind this week after eating some Japanese crackers – Do fish taste the way that they do due to the seaweed? Or does seaweed taste the way that it does due to the fish?

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Week 554 – Established Beasts, Superb Versions And Rest For Mickey Pearce.

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Here we are at Week 554!

Okay, this may be a bit strong, but if any fucker tries to pull the wool over our eyes with some sort of AI, all I can say is I hope that you drown in the mess of your own pustules exploding!!!

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