Week 574 – Satanic Third Month, I Never Mentioned S.O.B, And Impossible Travel Insurance.

Here we are at Week 574.

I can’t believe that the first week in March is already now over.

Idiot gardeners are outside tiding up. They’re wasting their time. March is a sneaky bastard of a month. You think the weather will get better but it doesn’t. Rest assured we will be in for gales and snow. Twice I spun my car off the road and both times it was in March.

This could be a coincidence but both Bieber and that moaning git Chris Martin were born at the beginning of March! As I said, it’s a bastard of a month!!

This may not be very popular but I must tell you of my hatred of a certain well loved programme.

I don’t watch it but Gwen does. So when I’m working on the site, reading my paper or trying to sleep I hear it.

…And that’s the problem.

…I can’t stand that perfect BBC English way of talking and sodding Bridgerton attacks and assaults my ears!

The characters are all bad enough but Julie Andrews narration is a step too far. I hate period dramas. All the pomp and circumstance runs me cold. The privilege of those folks of that time is pretty disgusting and shouldn’t be celebrated.

I have another gripe about it, the music. How many bloody violins did they use in the making of that programme??

There’s only one word that should be annunciated in that BBC manner and that is the word ‘Evil’.

If you think on Vincent Price saying it at the beginning of ‘Thriller’, Peter Cushing using it to describe ‘Dracula’ or Laurence Olivier mentioning it when he came off the phone to Gregory Peck in ‘The Boys From Brazil’, that is when it sounds correct. To be fair, Olivier was playing an Eastern European and his accent wasn’t that great!

Talking about Evil, the world is a tad more dangerous due to those who run it being murdering, oppressing, perverted, profit seeking bastards. I’ve never worried about the world blowing up as I wonder how all the cunts that have the means to survive will get on with each other? Epstein will probably come out of hiding and buy his way into leadership!

It’ll be a relief though, that RandyandyPaedoPandy won’t be saved, not after his upcoming crash in Paris. He’s tried to hand in his passport but king chic has insisted that he keep it!

Just before I do the weekly reviews, I just read that it’ll be the anniversary of the great and much missed John Candy’s death on the 4^th March. I thought it might be fitting to show a brilliant trailer of a superbly mad film. (Check out the expression on the horse’s face!!)

Okay onto this week’s stories.

We had a newbie, a returner and two well established writers. Oh and me at the end of the week.

As always our initial comments follow.

First up with his fourth story for the site was Hector Hernandez with, ‘CF58’.

‘This was really quite interesting.’

‘The detail within was very impressive.’

‘It’s obvious that Hector spent a lot of time thinking this through.’

Mark Czanik was our only new writer this week. We hope that he has fun on the site and that he continues to send us his work.

‘A Builder’s Tan’ was published on Tuesday.

‘This built and kept getting better.’

‘For this type of story this was a cut above all the others.’

‘It was realistic with the hate and the following.’

Christopher Ananais broke the back of the week. Not only was he published for the sixteenth time, an impressive score indeed, he regularly comments, giving the writers encouragement and support.

‘A Thousand Vultures’ was his latest story.

‘Wonderfully weird!’

‘This was as scary as hell!’

‘They wouldn’t have shown this on ‘Wagon Train.’

Bud Pharo returned for the second time with, ‘Seasonal Angst: High Drama In The Diorama.’

Bud is a tenacious and courteous writer who we’re delighted to see back on the site.

‘This had a strange sort of charm.’

‘There was a lot of good stuff throughout.’

‘Might be a case of defective parenting.’

And we finished off with me and ‘Godfather JoJo’.

I try not to be influenced by any stories or writers, however, this one was inspired by an old fable.

I have a love of Grimms and they wrote a story entitled, ‘Godfather Death.’ I think I read it about thirty years back and I always wanted to do something with it. It took me all these years before an idea began to whisper in my ear!

That’s us for another week.

This is maybe a bit of good news, we are now running at a three month wait for your stories to be published. It has came down from around five.

This has nothing to do with the amount of submissions, they are still dropping into our mail box. But to be brutally honest we have been inundated with a lot of stories that are, for one reason or another, unsuitable. This happens every now and again, especially if there are a lot of new writers submitting – They need a few more stories to hone their craft.

Just before a piece of music, I did hear a bit of good news this week. That fiend Huntley who killed those two wee girls, Jessica Chapman and Holly Wells was attacked in prison. If you don’t know the case, look it up, I can guarantee you will hate that thing that calls itself a human. Seemingly he was hit over the head fifteen times with an iron bar. I want to believe that the prison staff decided that they couldn’t leave it any later! Maybe if there was just one more hit then the cunt wouldn’t be still alive.

What I worry about, is, if he does survive, then knowing our pathetic justice system, he may get compensation and the closest Prison Officer to him will be sacked!!!!

One thing that would make all the pervs, paedos, rapists and abusers think is simply this…No segregation, put them all in General Population.

I have so many songs lying about as suggestions, it’s a nightmare to pick one. But Leila mentioned ‘Joey’ by ‘Concrete Blonde’ and that made me think on my favourite song of theirs.

Hugh

Image by Myriams-Fotos from Pixabay – A yellow crocus pushing up through the snow.