Leila Allison has rootled out a story by a strange one off author – who was Xavier? well who knows – but anyway this is what she said:
“What’s in the box?” is a question that has plagued everyone from Caligula to Brad Pitt in Se7en. Usually, the contents of the box are up to no damn good, because that’s how they like it. And it may be successfully argued that boxes and their contents in general are inclined toward evil because of all the childish snickering and edging around the topic and semi-dirty remarks that some writers make whenever they see the word “box” out in the wild. These sort of writers poke a little fun at the box. Some even bang on it. Others (both the boxes and the writers), however, know when they are licked.
Fortunately there are dignified persons like XPX around to give the subject of the box a little class. The Elite Agency is most definitely an intimate little thing, and may be the only LS tail…I mean tale, presented in the seldom used second person (possibly others, but I ain’t seen another one yet). The choice of the second person gives you a peek through the blinds and moves you along–even though you’d gawk at what’s going on in there anyway. ‘Tis a private and intimate gawk you will have. Perfect for all appreciators of the noble box; both givers and receivers and ones who are sometimes both at the same time.