All Stories, Fantasy

Three Swans by Alex Faulkner

That year, swan-operators were in short supply.

The work of a swan-operator is hard and unrewarding, apart from the admiration and praise, like other professions I shall refrain from mentioning. There’d been a falling off in applicants in the year before the great day. Recruitment was difficult. Working conditions are somewhat cramped and the hours are long.  There are risks. It’s understandable.

Swans are designed, as isn’t obvious from their behaviour, primarily for flight. Air is, in fact, their best medium. Well, you’ve  seen them in the air, right? Magnificent.

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All Stories, Fantasy, General Fiction

The Man with The Frozen Clock by Georgia Xanthopoulou 

On Sunday! See you on Sunday! I await you all. He called out, his voice brimming with unrestrained cheer.

What’s happening on Sunday? Someone would ask him with a mocking smile.

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All Stories, Fantasy, General Fiction

The Enormous Pacifier by Alice Kinerk

You’ve probably heard about this already, but one day some kids dug up an enormous pacifier, and in doing so pretty much brought chaos into the world. Apparently the kids were playing in the strip of woods by Route 42, just poking sticks in the embankment there, no thoughts of upsetting nesting bees, preventing future mudslides, or their moms having to pretreat their laundry stains afterward. Because where the dirt fell away, they uncovered something that shouldn’t have been there. A large, old, manmade hoop.

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All Stories, Fantasy

The Master of Masters by Harrison Kim

Jimmy the Wizard and I stand in front of a large apartment complex.  Jimmy says that somewhere behind this wood and stucco facade my guardian angel shimmers.  It waits to be released. Jimmy takes two steps back.

“Examine the walls,” he says.

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All Stories, Fantasy

A Certain Vood,by Geraint Jonathan

This Vood.

I have it on good authority that he recently scooped lumps of coal on to his dinner plate, believing them to be potatoes. Had it not been for the intervention of a scullery-maid, he would have eaten the lot! This is the kind of creature we’re dealing with here. It bears thinking about.  Already I’ve heard tell of households where fractious children are hushed by mere mention of his name. ‘Bedtime now, or the Vood will come get you.’ I’d say that’s a worrying development. He’s acquired the definite article. People are afraid. These are decent people. When some of the children spoke of this Vood’s wearing , and I quote, “a hat of fire”, well, I was skeptical, naturally. But a hat of fire I’m afraid is exactly what this Vood has been observed to wear on several occasions! By those not given to voicing fancies, I might add. What to make of such a thing? Some demonic  form of halo? Who knows. I suspect something stranger. This much, however, is clear: when this Vood is on the prowl, even the dogs of the town grow unsettled. His name alone carries implications. I shouldn’t wonder if it’s not already sprouted a suffix or turned into a verb. Or both. He’s already entered drunkards’ ditties. That can only bode worse.

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Fantasy, Humour, Short Fiction

Rock and Roll Lamb School 666 by Leila Allison

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Obnoxious is What Obnoxious Does appears to be the student motto at The Lamb School of Saragun Springs. A superior percentage of the juvenile Ewes and Rams at Lamb School are spoiled, mouthy brats who show no appreciation for their homeland. You can tell them that if they were born anywhere else but Saragun Springs, they would neither talk nor think beyond the undemanding standards nature has set for Sheep, and they will laugh at you. And dare toss the prospect of New Zealand at them, they merely fake a yawn and launch into a new groundless complaint to counter your empty threat.

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